Imihlinzo kwiBEE: Ichef yase Britane yenze iburger enencasa okungathi yinyama yomntu

Imihlinzo kwiBEE: Ichef yase Britane yenze iburger enencasa okungathi yinyama yomntu


Kukho sisi othile othe akubanjwa wangena kwizitulo zemoto yamapolisa

Imihlinzo kwiBee

Lady chewed up upholstrey of a Bonner County patrol car

Losisi ebeyo kulandwa ngama polisa emveni komlo ebenawo nomyeni wakhe. Phofu ungumntu osoloko enento emlalisa ngapha kwezitshixo ngenxa yendlela aziphatha ngayo. Kuthiwa amapolisa othuke sele ezingena izutulo zale nqwelo yawo. Liye longezwa ke ityala lakhe waze wohlwaywa into epha kwi$1,000 USD.

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Losisi ngelakhe ngeba uyavala, kanti uzifaka engxakini

Kuthiwa ubone lomfana ePakini ethile waqonda uzaku mvangela. Baye bahlala kwezi zitulo zalapha epakini wacela ukuba bathandaze. Bathe besa nyusa elodini nalosisi weva losisi ukuba lomfana isingathi uyazenzela apha kuye. Wothuke waphantse wokuwa xa evula amehlo ebona ibhulukhwe yalo mfana seyise maqatheni. Uzamile ke ukubaleka kulo mfana ngenjongo yoku fowunela amapolisa. Uqhawulile akubona ukuba eligqiyazana liya phuncuka. Amapolisa afunisa ngaye…

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Ichef yase Britane yenze iburger enencasa okungathi yinyama yomntu

Imihlinzo kwiBee

British chef makes burgers tasting like human flesh

Kuthiwa eyona nto ikhuthaze ukwenziwa kwale burger kuku phela kwenqubo ebidlala kumabona kude ekuthiwa ngu-The Walking Dead. Kuthiwa ke kukho iinyama ngenyama kulomxube wale burger ngoba kukho kwa nomongo.

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Kuthiwa kukho sisi othile oyewa banjwa ngenxa yoku lahla usana lwakhe kwiToilet yanga phandle

Losisi uyewa banjwa emveni kokuba enze lento wayo kuvela enkundleni. Kuthe eselapho enkundleni uMantyi wacaphukiswa kuku xhafuza kwakhe apha enkundleni. Wathi, “Uyabona sisi, into endingazo kuyi thanda ngabantu abatya icheppies apha enkundleni.” Losisi aphike ukuba yena akatyi chappies. Kubuzwe ke ukuba yintoni le ayityayo. Aphendule, “Hayi ukhona umthi endiwu nikwe ngomnye usiyazi…” Kuthiwa uMantyi wathi, “Oh ok ke good. Hayi ke noko ivumelekile ke leyo. Ok ke hlala phantsi…”


 

SakhiMan noPanado

Badibana eZulwini. Ikhuze ingwenya, “Yeeey! Ufike njani na apha?” Omnye, “Yeeey ngendi buza wena ufike njani…” Athi omnye, “Hay balisa wena kuqala. Ufike njani apha?” Sakhza, “He mfondini ndibulewe yingqele man.” Panado: “Yingqele? Tyhini mfondini, ndivaleleke efrijin.” Sakhza: “Tyhini, oh.”
Panado: “Wena usweleke njani?”
Sakhza: “Uyabona wena mhlobam, uGqabsie ikhona man into ebendiyi krokrela ngaye. Ukhona umfo okungathi unento ayiqhubayo naye. Kang’ba ndaqonda ngalemini mandikhe ndibuye early emsebenzini. Ekubuyeni kwam early ke emsebenzini ndifike uGqabsie, ndabona ukuba uGqabsie wothukile. Abuze ukuba kutheni ndikhawuleze ndabuya nje…kuyo yonke lonto yoku bhuqa phaya endlini ndiye ndawa ezestepsini ndokuwa ezantsi, ndabe ndiya sweleka. Yiyo lonto ndilapha ke mna ke.”
Panado: “Oh kwathini ke ngoku emveni koko?”
Sakhza: “Hay kaloku yiyo lonto ndilapha…wena? Kwenzeke ntoni kanye kanye?”
Panado: “Ey mfondini bendise upstairs nam efrijini pha kwakho. Nto nje uGqabsie uyewa phela ehoya leyakho, ndalibaleka. Yiyo ke lonto ndilapha…”

Yeeey! 🙂


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12 Comments

  1. bulelani nkawule
    Sep 25, 2014 @ 06:37:24

    Inoba kanene bhutiza inyama le yomtu singayfanisa nasiphi islwanyana ngencasa? Heeeey

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