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EIndiya kukho ithole lenkomo elaziwa ngokuza namathamsanqa

People flocking to see the calf and pray

Elithole kuthiwa lingum’ mangaliso, lizelwe linamehlo amathathu. Izihlwele zabantu base India ezisuka kwi ndawo ngeendawo zizo kuthandaza kweli thole, ngoba kuthiwa liza nentlahla. Liye lanikwa igama ke elithole elingu Destroyer. Lifaniswa nesinye isithixo sawo laMandiya esingu god Shiva.

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UCristiano Ronaldo ingathi anga buyela eOld Trafford

Cristiano Ronaldo might go back to Old Trafford

Kuvakala okungathi uCristiano Ronaldo angabuyela eOld Trafford. Nto nje ukuba banga mbhatala into epha kwiR8,900,000 ngeveki anga buyela ngesihle. Yeey!

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Inkampani ekuthiwa nguTesco yenze ama apile aPink ngaphakathi

Tesco’s new Surprize apple

Levenkile isebenzisene neengcali benza ama apile apink ngaphakathi. Eyona nto ibakhuthazileyo kuku nqwenela ukwahluka kwezinye ivenkile ezinama apile okanye ezenza ama apile.

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Utywala, imoto nesithukuthezi asizo zinto ezikhuthazwayo ukuba mazi dityaniswe

Burned Armpit Hair Crash

Kuthiwa lamakhwenkwe mabini ebezithele chu ngale moto kaTata womnye wabo waze lo uyiPassenger watyiwa sisthukuthezi, bemnyama nokuba mnyama ke phofu. Esaphethwe seso sithukuthezi, uyewa tshisa umqhubi ekhwapheni. Baye bafumana ingozi ngenxa yalowo utyiwe sisithukuthezi. Khange bonzakale nto ibheke phi, basindile. Bebe bahlanu xa bebonke.

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SakhiMan

USakhza uphangela pha kule funeral parlour ithile, nto nje ngalo lwesihlanu kuba kusiza isifihlo sange ngomso kufika usapho. Kuthiwe, “Eh Sakhza sicela ukubona umzimba kuba kuza kungcwatywa ngomso.” Kuthi kusa thiwa, “Eh…” Umama wekhaya athi, “Hay’bo! Ikhona impazamo eniyenzileyo. Kaloku umyeni wam wayecele ukuba xa engcwatywa anxityiswe isuit eblue.” Athi uSakhza, “Pewu, ok ayongxaki kwakuthi kusisa sakube sesiyi lungisile lonto. Xa nizile nina ngomso nizo kubona umzimba okokugqibela, sakube sesyi lungisile lonto.”

Nyani afike umama nosapho ngemini elandelayo, tyhini nyani umyeni wakhe unxibe leSuit emnyama. Aqonde ukuba good, “Hey Sakhza usebenzile man…inoba ibingamahintsi-hintsi ne? Niyenze njani lento?” Athi, “Hayi ma, emveni kokuba umnkile wena kuye kwafika omnye umama obesithi umyeni wakhe angathanda ukuba angcwatywe enxibe isuit eblue. Besesi mnxibise isuit emnyama so, saqonda ukuba iyakuba lula into yokuba sivele sitshintshe nje iintloko sizise le ngapha sithathe le ibilapha siyise kula suit iblue….” Khiliqi umama kuko thuka ngulomsebenzi kaSakhza…ihamba yodwa ingwenya…! 🙂

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